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Turkey Burgers with Mango Salsa and Fried Shallots
28
May 2023
Turkey Burgers with Mango Salsa and Fried Shallots

Turkey Burgers with Mango Salsa and Fried Shallots

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In a diabolical twist of events…one February morning we were awakened with an emergency call…A family member was not doing well and the circumstances were acute — and dire.   FF 24 hrs and we…

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Turkey Burgers with Mango Salsa and Fried Shallots

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In a diabolical twist of events…one February morning we were awakened with an emergency call…A family member was not doing well and the circumstances were acute — and dire.   FF 24 hrs and we…

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Personal Pastitsio
19
May 2023

Personal Pastitsio

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Literally, one of the world’s worst things you can do to a food blogger is give them a colonoscopy. I mean, literally and personally. One full day of starvation, only to be aggravated by “clear…

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Personal Pastitsio
19
May 2023
Grilled Strawberry Steak Salad with Burrata
16
May 2023
Grilled Strawberry Steak Salad with Burrata

Grilled Strawberry Steak Salad with Burrata

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I am not a rock.   A term of endearment, embodying and personifying a human foundation; one who will not waver in the unidealistic vein of disparity.   A stronghold, an undisputed cornerstone; a solid,…

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Grilled Strawberry Steak Salad with Burrata

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I am not a rock.   A term of endearment, embodying and personifying a human foundation; one who will not waver in the unidealistic vein of disparity.   A stronghold, an undisputed cornerstone; a solid,…

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Pulled Pork with Cherry Amaretto BBQ Sauce
02
May 2023

Pulled Pork with Cherry Amaretto BBQ Sauce

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I remember being drenched with sweat in the frigid freezer…The morgue. The coroners lair. The morbidly grotesque and morbidly obese butcher stood too close to me; wearing a leather, sanguine splotched smock. He held an…

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Pulled Pork with Cherry Amaretto BBQ Sauce
02
May 2023
Smoky Grapefruit Margarita
27
Apr 2023

Smoky Grapefruit Margarita

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What is there even left to talk about? I hit a mental hemorrhoid. A impediment, if you will. A magnanimous impasse barricading thought. A windswept notion passes, but it’s too flighty for me to catch.…

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Smoky Grapefruit Margarita
27
Apr 2023
Baked Red, White and Black Garlic Salad
20
Apr 2023

Baked Red, White and Black Garlic Salad

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I’m standing still, but it’s only because I’m spinning so fast. Turbulent, top heavy, twister clinging to cinder blocks. A photophobic visual distribution of perplexing, improbable proportions. Clutching the stagnant, dormant ground I wait. Out…

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