Open Plate Anthropology

Sep 2023

Tomato Basil Focaccia

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I see that I’ve overstayed my welcome. It’s uncomfortable for everyone now. Someone told me a long time ago, “It’s best to leave wanting more.” Now, I couldn’t want less. Completely over and out. Caput.…

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Tomato Basil Focaccia

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Sep 2023

Fig & Cotton Candy Martini

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I ate a pepperoni today that tasted like actual poison. My mouth, the oral vector for delicacies of its delight (normally), perfumed with an interrogatory pollution plume. A feeling of sensational sickness overcame me. Tobacco…

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Sep 2023

Aug 2023

Fried Pickle Cuban Sandwiches

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who like pickles and those who don’t. I’m neither of these and both at any given time. Not much the latter, though. Let me be…

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Aug 2023

Personal White Pizzetas with Lemon Ranch

Aug 2023

Personal White Pizzetas with Lemon Ranch

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Everyone knows that fountain drinks are better than bottles. Everyone knows that you are a clinically appropriated psychopath if you pour the milk in before the cereal. Everyone knows that pizza is one of God’s…

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Personal White Pizzetas with Lemon Ranch

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Shakshouka with Butter Beans, Feta & Garlic Toast

Aug 2023

Shakshouka with Butter Beans, Feta & Garlic Toast

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I never thought it would happen. I never thought it could happen. All this; all these years and these days and these nights and these inbetweens. All of the moments through life, all of time.…

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Shakshouka with Butter Beans, Feta & Garlic Toast

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I never thought it would happen. I never thought it could happen. All this; all these years and these days and these nights and these inbetweens. All of the moments through life, all of time.…

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Jul 2023

Maple & Masa Cornbread

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It’s a festering malady and stricken grievance. A cesspool of uncontestedly filthy replication. Proliferating, bartering with the niceties of your psyche. Fiendishly plaguing, smirking, mocking. The dreaded dredge. A wind spun whisper. Recusancy reflects in…

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Maple & Masa Cornbread

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Tomato Basil Focaccia

Tomato Basil Focaccia

Fig & Cotton Candy Martini

Fried Pickle Cuban Sandwiches

Personal White Pizzetas with Lemon Ranch

Personal White Pizzetas with Lemon Ranch

Shakshouka with Butter Beans, Feta & Garlic Toast

Shakshouka with Butter Beans, Feta & Garlic Toast

Maple & Masa Cornbread

Maple & Masa Cornbread

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