I have nothing against babies. I do, however, have a big something against idiot parents. Let me give you some context. Imagine this: You’ve been awake before the dawn started cracking. Your sunken, bloodshot eyes,…
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By the time you read this it will be too late. I’ve already committed the crime. The deed is done. There is nothing you can do to change it. My husband looks at me in…
View PostBy the time you read this it will be too late. I’ve already committed the crime. The deed is done. There is nothing you can do to change it. My husband looks at me in…
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I was 33 years old when I learned that chickmunks don’t grow up to be squirrels. I was 34 when I learned it’s “chipmunk” not chickmunk. It is for these reasons that I have been…
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I’m just gonna come out and say it. Tom Selleck is hot. I know you don’t disagree. There is something so tantalizing about his rugged old man-ness. The more wrinkles he gets the better he…
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I am going to make an incredible pregnant woman. No, I’m not with child. But in the event that you are or know someone who is, it doesn’t take long to realize that those crazy…
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I’ve had stitches two times in my life and both were bagel related traumas. The first time, I was 12, attempting to slice a frozen bagel (real bad idea) when the knife slipped – gouging…
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Welcome to Open Plate Anthropology. I’m Alexa, creator of this site based on a serious disease progression - my unrelenting obsession with food and travel. It’s lust actually. Food lust.
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