I am in a very salty mood right now. So this is a friendly reminder to do not. I repeat. DO NOT belittle. DO NOT besmall. Nope, it’s not a word – DO NOT breed…
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Vegetable medley, soup du jour, cowboy casserole, chicken supreme, tuna surprise…All moderately terrifying terms. Unknown, unwanted ingredients strewn together in an aimless combination destined for guttural warfare. Get it? Yuck. I can’t. I won’t. I…
View PostVegetable medley, soup du jour, cowboy casserole, chicken supreme, tuna surprise…All moderately terrifying terms. Unknown, unwanted ingredients strewn together in an aimless combination destined for guttural warfare. Get it? Yuck. I can’t. I won’t. I…
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I sat there twitchy. Like a junky with an itch. Bellied up at the island in the kitch. Heels in the ditch. Craving a sandwich? Grilled cheese is my niche. Mesmerized by this incomprehensible sitch.…
View PostI sat there twitchy. Like a junky with an itch. Bellied up at the island in the kitch. Heels in the ditch. Craving a sandwich? Grilled cheese is my niche. Mesmerized by this incomprehensible sitch.…
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I have a friend who had two gerbils named “Une” and “Tune”, respectively. And one day, Une ate Tune. And that was the end of that. Now, I’m not a cannibal, nor do I collect…
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Not sure if you know this, but I have a little “thing” for sharks. Love em’. Wanna dive (in a cage with proper safety measures) with em’. DO NOT wanna eat em’. And more certainly…
View PostNot sure if you know this, but I have a little “thing” for sharks. Love em’. Wanna dive (in a cage with proper safety measures) with em’. DO NOT wanna eat em’. And more certainly…
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I broke up with him today. It’s taken a long time. But we were destined to crumble. I’ve tried. I’ve wanted it to work so bad. But anxiety punches me in the face at 3am.…
View PostI broke up with him today. It’s taken a long time. But we were destined to crumble. I’ve tried. I’ve wanted it to work so bad. But anxiety punches me in the face at 3am.…
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Welcome to Open Plate Anthropology. I’m Alexa, creator of this site based on a serious disease progression - my unrelenting obsession with food and travel. It’s lust actually. Food lust.
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